Advice From People Who Shouldn't Be Giving Advice
Dear Nickname: Will I ever play in the NBA? —Skylar, age 21, Boston, MA
Dear Skylar: You came to the right place. The early 2000s produced some killer basketball jams, including (but not limited to) Lil Bow Wow's Basketball and Aaron Carter's That's How I Beat Shaq. We're big fans.
Do you know how to play basketball? That seems essential. Avoid double-dribbling, and you'll be on your way to the NBA. Triple-dribbling is pretty impressive, though, so give it a shot (B-BALL PUN INTENDED).
Also, never forget—if you can dream it, you can buy it. Just play a lot of NBA Live. No need to thank us for doing the good lord's work.
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